I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been "puttering",
And I had to answer "yes."
He told me to get off my rump
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to click.
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.
Nothings changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hinny.
I got to get up and clean my house!©All articles and comments on Dinky’s Hum Drum Journal are the property of Bridget Sherman and are Copyright protected.